I feel like she’s been around the block a few too many times, is very kinky in bed and the only reason spy has been bedding her is because one: red spy is tacky, and two: he needed a woman who’d understand not to search for him or ask quetions.
Moreover, there is a feeling imo of Scout, being rather ashamed of his own mother. But you know how the saying goes, she may be a whore, BUT SHE’S STILL MAH MA YA DOPE-BRAINED ASS-WIPE!
Oh boy, I have 1,2,3…5 separate asks for this guy. Okay!
Umm, I like him. I find him very cute, and the artsy-fartsy, flustered attitude just adds to it. Honestly, I’ve liked him since the debut of the comic—I just could’t seem to resist the charms of a scrawny guy who waltzed in and blatantly treated a group of professional murderers as subnormal, half-wits, who were so obviously beneath him.
He’s just so…unlikable. There’s something innately dirty and shameful about liking him that I am finding I simply can’t resist. Like something you hide or refuse to admit to, which lends to some truly epic lulz and fun-times. That, and that I can somehow easily pair him with spy, because of all of the above reasons and that I apparently have no shame.
He’s got a decent, charmingly dull character about him, that just doesn’t do it for me. Very calm, very ‘salt of the earth’ as lawl would put it, type personality just has me running the other way. He’s like your big old golden retriever that you love to death, but don’t do too much with—he just sort of lounges around the house and follows the sunlight as it moves across the floor.
Um, well Solly is basically my Freddy Krueger. Big, loud, sweaty macho men don’t do much for me. However, Jane is kind of a fun character, and his is dopey enough for me to enjoy him. So, Jane honey, you can come stay at my place <3
I think Demoman is a handsome bastard whom I am too hot n’ bothered to draw for fear that I lack the skill to do it well. Yes he drinks, and yes, he smokes and probably reeks too, but I can’t help but feel that he’s the most handsome, proportionate-looking member of the team. Also, I appreciate that he is somewhat aloof and runs around like Highlander with that sword and frying pan, slapping spies me like it’s all just a game of whack-a-mole to him. Not to mention he’s a ’sensitive soul’ taking care of his mum like that. oh yeah <333
…Seriously scares me. Besides virtually all of his dialogue sounding like outtakes from the movie Deliverance, the fact that he chopped off his own arm, supposedly for science, is just nightmare fuel for me. I have also had one too many scarring run-ins with disturbed and bloodthirsty Engies one the field. Many of you know the stories. They were not kind to me. And there were always more than one…
Well, to tell the truth, I started out liking Medic, but my feels for him were quickly overrun with spoo (not even joking). I think he’s rather handsome in a very sophisticated, scholarly way. So, I am happy to say that I am still very alright with him!
Hello! I just wanted to say that your art is fantastic! I absolutely love the way you paint and draw everything! Especially the Spy~ (and Director? holyshit I ship them now,it'ssogreat) it's really amazing--you're amazing. :'3
Oh gosh, thank you so much! :’>
And I will make sure to draw some more spy/director for you <3
A fierce war rages for industrial superiority between Australia’s economic powerhouse Mann co. and Scotland’s own, giving way to a post apocalyptic world. Being the last surviving black Scot, Demoman must lead his dismal force of vikings together with Mel Gibson against Saxton Hale, who has under his short tenure, amassed a vast army of android mercs! Will one Scottish man’s languid fight for Freedom!! be enough or will the absence of a second testicle spell doom for the Demoknight! —I don’t even know…